When you had been something like me in center faculty, you had been a bit obsessive about The Twilight Saga. (OK, majorly obsessed.) Sure, I used to be an enormous fan of the collection, and it was fairly cringey at instances, however that does not imply that I do not nonetheless get pleasure from watching the flicks! Earlier this 12 months, I rewatched Twilight and shared some ideas on that, and now I am again with the second installment: New Moon. Admittedly, New Moon was my least favourite guide and film. Mainly, Edward and the Cullens go away Bella, and she or he turns into extra concerned with Jacob and the werewolf side of the collection. As somebody who’s Workforce Edward for all times, I believe it is fairly apparent the place Edward’s absence lacks attraction for me. Nonetheless, I nonetheless benefit from the film and have not seen it in a number of years, so be a part of me on this journey down reminiscence lane as I rewatch The Twilight Saga: New Moon!
Bella is so mad about her birthday originally just because she’s “out-aging” Edward and but she’s . . . actually turning 18.
This wig remains to be doing Taylor Lautner completely no favors.
Ah, sure, English class is the proper place to have a really personal dialog concerning the time Bella virtually obtained killed by one other vampire after which watched mentioned vampire get torn aside and burned in flames – very informal.
The Volturi get launched on this film! I forgot about them. They play such an enormous function in the remainder of the movies that it is attention-grabbing that they are by no means even talked about in Twilight.
Oh no, the PAPER CUT!
A lot to unpack on this birthday celebration scene. Edward completely YEETS Bella again into the desk, Jasper goes into full vampire mode, Alice tries to calm him down like he is a rabid canine . . . superb.
I forgot how heavy the whole lot is on this collection. No surprise I beloved it a lot throughout my angsty teen years.
OK, this breakup scene completely gutted me 10 years in the past. However now I am like . . . why would Edward go away her utterly defenseless, below the guise that it is to “shield” her? Additionally, why would he mainly simply ghost her main as much as it after which deliver her into the center of a freaking forest to dump her???
But additionally, actual discuss. The extent of codependency that Bella has with Edward is just not wholesome! Bella is a brilliant younger girl and has so many choices in her life, but she thinks that Edward is the one significant factor in her life.
Oh man, this montage the place Bella is catatonic in entrance of her window for months – no, SEASONS – is absolutely tousled. The truth that Bella’s psychological state is rarely correctly addressed is disappointing and actually absurd.
Critically, if your folks or family members are behaving the best way that Bella does after Edward leaves – attain out to them and please be sure they get some assist.
Bella’s an adrenaline junkie now simply so she will be able to get an occasional glimpse of the bizarre Edward ghost . . . cool!
I actually like the connection that Bella establishes with Jacob earlier than he joins the pack. It is healthful, and Jacob is the primary individual to really care about bringing Bella again from her despair.
I hate this bizarre factor that Bella’s pal, Mike, has together with her from the get-go. She does completely nothing to indicate that she’s , after which the second that she decides to be social once more (“now that you just’re speaking and, you already know, consuming” – Mike’s actual phrases!) he instantly asks her on a date. Learn the room, dude.
Additionally, this love triangle film scene is weird. Males are at all times chasing after Bella even when she couldn’t be much less .
Jacob’s wolf transition occurs unbelievably shortly. One minute he is having a heart-to-heart with Bella within the movie show, the subsequent second he is able to battle Mike. Like, it occurs in 5 seconds flat.
After which, as soon as once more, Bella’s lifeline is reduce. Jacob mainly tells her that chopping all ties is his approach of holding her protected . . . hm, the place have we heard that one earlier than?
OMG, Laurent! He is a part of the “dangerous” vampire trio from Twilight, and he is again to see if Bella remains to be protected by the Cullens. (Which, since Edward bounced and left her utterly unprotected, she is not!)
I like how the werewolves creep out of the forest so slowly as Bella is .0005 seconds away from getting killed by Laurent. However positive, take your candy time!
Bella is aware of, as a reality, that literal vampires exist. But she would not make the connection about Jacob and his “pack” after big wolves scare off Laurent? Jacob is dropping hints left and proper right here, Bella.
OK, so now the “wolf’s out of the bag” and Bella is hanging out with hotheaded, extraordinarily temperamental, harmful wolves. Completely no purple flags right here.
Poor Charlie is so clueless about the whole lot. He is attempting his finest although.
You may say what you need about any of the flicks however these soundtracks slap.
BELLA PLEASE DO NOT JUMP OFF THE CLIFF, VICTORIA IS RIGHT FREAKING THERE.
Oh, and in addition the waters are extremely risky? Actually dangerous determination to leap.
A minimum of we get this bizarre scene of Bella and Edward floating like ghosts within the water. Actually romantic.
Typically I actually need to like Bella and Jacob collectively, however he’s simply so freaking aggressive. I do not care if he is a wolf. It is simply problematic habits and I can not get behind it.
ALICE IS BACK! ALICE IS BACK! ALICE IS BACK!
Ugh, as somebody who was devoutly Workforce Edward again within the day, it has been so arduous getting by the film with such little Cullen motion!
“Bella, werewolves are NOT good firm to maintain.” – Alice Cullen, talking absolutely the fact.
Why would Jacob reply the cellphone in Bella’s dwelling? It is not sensible! Now Edward thinks Charlie is planning Bella’s funeral.
When you ask me, Jacob’s actions are unforgivable. If he actually cares about Bella the best way he claims to, he would have given her the freaking cellphone. Interval.
The way in which that Edward simply straight-up crushes his cellphone is fairly humorous although.
OK, so Edward thinks Bella is lifeless. We all know she is not, however Edward is already on his method to get killed by the Volturi!
All of this dramatic irony has me like, “huh, that is some Romeo and Juliet stage nonsense”. After which I used to be like wait! On the very starting of the film, Bella wakes up from her nightmare subsequent to a replica of Romeo and Juliet! Stephenie Meyer, you evil, foreshadowing genius.
I like how shortly Bella and Alice get to Italy. Only a informal ladies’ journey!
DAMN Edward seems tough. How can a vampire – a creature that does not cry, eat, or sleep – appear like they have not eaten and have cried themselves to sleep for the previous week?
Sure, Edward, Bella is alive! It actually looks as if there’s a better approach this might have been established.
Oh, I forgot that Dakota Fanning is on this, LOL.
I like how the Volturi reside and gown like . . . each single vampire trope that has ever existed. I am not even being sarcastic although, it is kitschy and enjoyable.
Uh oh, the Cullens have been caught breaking a vital vampire legislation. People are NOT imagined to learn about vampires!
Ugh. I missed broody, angsty Edward a lot.
I bear in mind watching this film as a 13-year-old and considering that the battle scene with the Volturi was absolute peak cinema . . . actually it nonetheless is.
And simply as shortly as they obtained to Italy, they’re again in Forks. 100 p.c plausible.
“Leaving you was the toughest factor I’ve accomplished in 100 years.” Nicely it positive did not appear all too arduous, Edward!
Charlie is without doubt one of the finest characters on this total collection and he’s so mistreated. I’ve mentioned this earlier than and I will say it once more: JUSTICE FOR CHARLIE!!!
It is actually irritating how shortly Bella can simply neglect how Edward utterly ABANDONED her. Do we have to rewind to the catatonic window scene once more to recollect how broken she was?
OK, so now the Cullens have voted to show Bella right into a vampire. Edward doesn’t approve. Truthfully what does he count on although? Holding her human is simply not sensible for thus many causes. Edward is simply being insufferable with this “I do not need to take your soul” nonsense.
“You are NOT gonna be one among them, Bella.” Why on the earth does Jacob assume he deserves management over Bella’s physique and life? Moreover, why does Edward?
“Marry me, Bella.” Display goes black. After I let you know that 13-year-old me was screaming I’m not exaggerating! What a good way to finish an absolute masterpiece of a film.
Alright, there you could have it! New Moon has a distinctly totally different vibe from Twilight, although the teenage angst is stronger than ever. Are some moments cringey and arduous to look at? Sure. Is the angst a bit overbearing at instances? Sure. Is it a masterpiece nonetheless? YEP!